Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
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