I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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