...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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