so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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