Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Randomize
