remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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