Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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