Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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