At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Randomize
