so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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