Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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