great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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