Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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