I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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