I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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