dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
The power of my boobs compel you
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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