weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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