I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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