It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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