i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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