so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Just invented taco cereal.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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