member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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