so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
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