she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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