Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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