I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Can you repeat that, but with context?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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