I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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