Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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