what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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