No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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