he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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