No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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