Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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