you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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