her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
two words...techno handjob
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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