Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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