i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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