Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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