sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I'm really busy with my period
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