dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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