After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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