yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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