Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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