I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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