I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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