it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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