I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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