Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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