her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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