I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
